What I like about Spider-man was his cheekiness. Gasp. -13 in New Brunswick.

Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 13
Well, this sucks. I still feel like hell. This bug fools you into thinking you’re OK and then the next morning says, “Ha ha, fooled you; you’re still sick.” I forced myself to the gym where it’s too busy and there’s a selection of odd characters. What’s with white old fart guys (who are only a bit more older and fart-ier than me) talking loudly about shit I don’t want to know about? Please someone smack me if I get like that.

Anyway. I should call this Diet Fail 101. I don’t even want to talk about it.

The good news is that parts of me – like my nose and thigs – feel smaller. My brand new pants are baggy. Which I think might be more a problem of my product selection.

The workouts, which are truncated due to the cold, are the only things keeping me from giving up.

Until I feel less sick, I won’t know what the Naturopath’s potions are doing. If anything.