This is one of my favourite New 52 images. Let’s try Sudbury.

Mutant Diet Phase 8 Day 11
Honestly with a 635 calorie M&Ms diversion I’m surprised the calorie count is as low as it is. I can’t help but think I missed something.

I see a cardiologist later today. If he talks about my weight after I tell him what I’ve been doing for the last 2.5 years, I’m going to melt his brains with my heat vision.

An expected side effect of trying to lose weight and change body shape is that my gut is not changing while other parts are. So last night I felt like my stomach was trying to fall to the ground. So gross. Part of it is the brain fighting change. This is my brain right now.