Spider-man meets Ultimate Spider Woman. I’m thinking about Bellville Ontario today.
Mutant Diet Phase 3 Day 21
OK, let’s talk mental health in the morning. Mornings are freaking brutal for me and I hate it. I have to expend all sorts of effort making sure I don’t lash out at myself or others. However, at time of writing, I’m feeling more normal and I can reach to Monty Python for inspiration.
Vicar: It’s about this letter you sent me regarding my insurance claim.
Devious: Oh, yeah, yeah – well, you see, it’s just that we’re not, as yet, totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim.
Vicar: But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement.
Devious: Oh well, that’s just insurance jargon, you know.
Vicar: But my car was hit by a lorry while standing in the garage and you refuse to pay my claim.
Devious: (rising and crossing to a filing cabinet) Oh well, Reverend Morrison, in your policy… in your policy…… here we are. It states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid.
In my case, in the morning, no thought that enters my head will be valid.
Back to the mines.
