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  • Mutant Diet Finale

    Mutant Diet Finale

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    Wolverine

    All I want to do is this ride on a day like today. Kits Beach — Spanish Banks. Visit and click.

    Without being any more unpleasant that I already am, I thought these two audio clips would encapsulate my feelings toward the outcome of this 15 week diet-fitness extravaganza.

    From A Fish Called Wanda

    From Black Adder

    So … why the negative response?

    I’ll let you decide. Brace yourself for facts and figures.

    Let’s start with how much work I did over the 92 days.

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    But you’re wanting to know “the number”.

    10.7 pounds.

    I know, right?

    Here’s the chart. The figures are pounds and inches. The % Body Fat is courtesy of the gym’s scale that somehow measures this through bare feet on the metal plate of the scale.

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    For you graph people, this is what it looks like.

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    How bad were people’s guesses? Bad.

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    Cathy of Edmonton wins the chocolate.

    Honestly that was a lot of work for limited effort. I’m keen to have people’s interpretation. The % Body Fat drop explains my droopy pants but the real question is “Where do I need to be?” According to insane ideal weight charts I’m supposed to be 169 to 189 pounds. Uh huh.

    I spoke with Victoria the Trainer and we set a target of 250 pounds, assuming I keep at the gym the way I am.

    So 38 pounds to go. There will be work over the summer and I’m going to ponder Mutant Diet Deux for September. Maybe I’ll only eat French things.

    I was going to put up before and after pictures, but when they are sized down to this screen, the difference is, sadly, not good enough for publication and, frankly, I’ve put myself out there enough. However, this one I’ll share.

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    Have a great summer.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 92

    Mutant Diet Day 92

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    Spiderman97

    This cover is famous (I also own it) because it does not have the Comics Code seal because the story deals with a friend of Spider-man struggling with drugs. For the final day … prepare for Wolverine. Help me pay for all this here: Niagara-on-the-Lake

    The big day. Last workout and weigh in. I see the numbers in about 3 hours.

    It’s obvious the de-lardification is not over. The trick is to use today’s numbers to plan a way forward for the balance of the work. I’ll actually know what that work is. I’ll know what effort it takes to achieve such a goal.

    I realized I didn’t take a picture, darn it. I talked the personal trainer Victoria into joining Catherine and I for yoga. There’s a fair amount of misconception about yoga, not helped by some practitioners who are too New Age-y about it. Trainers tend to be a bit more mechanical but I think Victoria saw some techniques she can use to help some of her clients, particularly those recovering from injury. Victoria met the kids as we all went for Sushi afterwards.

    I found the yoga super helpful in this regime because it’s slower and makes me notice what parts of the body had actually strengthened over the week and is a chance to take an inventory of the sore parts.

    OK … back to work!

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  • Mutant Diet Day 91

    Mutant Diet Day 91

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    SuicideSquad

    An image of the Suicide Squad. Looking forward to the movie. Check out Vancouver for places to stay.

    Crap. Tomorrow. Final trainer session and weigh in. And I see the numbers.My final guess for my own situation is here. Last chance to put in a guess and win chocolate.

    Some of my morning was spent on the phone with my brother and sister discussing my mother’s health. She managed to get a fever and then have it turn in to low body temp. Which apparently causes minor hallucinations.

    Yep, another reason to become fit people is that your medical history prior to turning 80 is of huge importance to your quality of life once in your 80s.

    Yoga is tonight, hopefully with a guest star, and I hope to eat sensibly today. Last night Jerry and Cory and Ava, who have helped immensely with preparing meat for this diet, had us over to dinner. I can’t thank them enough.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 90

    Mutant Diet Day 90

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    AvengersJLA(click for larger)

    A few years ago there was an awesome comic book crossover with Justice League and the Avengers. Maybe one day there’ll be a movie crossover.

    Go to Victoria and click on something for me, would ya?

    Wow. Day 90. Out of 92. I’m not freaking out quite so much as I thought I would. I’m mentally ready for the fact I have a long way to go to be gut free. But at Costco last night, I was still buying essentially what I need to continue the meat-and-vegetables approach to the diet. I’d rate my cravings for wheat at about 2% or my normal 100% and I’d rate my craving for sweets at about 25% of my usual 220%.

    On Monday I’m asking Victoria for three killer homework sessions that I can continue in the summer. There’s disruption with travel and vacation so I want to be able to lose a little in the weight department but concentrate more on core strength. This is because I noticed that my lower back is stronger and not throwing as many warning twinges as usual.

    It’s a subtle change, but one I want to cultivate.

    However, Day 93 – the day after – is a beer night at the Billy Bishop Legion. Be there or be square.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 89

    Mutant Diet Day 89

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    MatterEaterLad

    One of the least plausible comic book characters is Matter-Eater Lad. This cover I’m sure we had as a family but I don’t think survived the many summers at the cottage. The cottage was in Prince Edward County. Go here for lots of pictures.

    Friday. Monday is the big day. My dumb blood pressure last night was binging around like a ping pong ball in a windstorm. The number below was the best of 5 measurements.

    The idea that I’m doing a final weigh-in prompts me to think I should do some heroic effort to be lean for Monday. Not only is this impossible, it does not represent the reality of the process.

    At the end there’ll be heaps of numbers that let me predict future progress.

    There is really no going back. What will continue next week? Gym Homework, cycling, karate, yoga.

    Diet? No way I’m taking back wheat. Maybe the occasional treat, but not as a component of each meal like it used to be.

    In preparation, remember to place your guesses. See Day 74 and put your weight guess in the comments. Chocolate for you is at stake!

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  • Mutant Diet Day 88

    Mutant Diet Day 88

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    CapDeadpool

    Deadpool always annoys the other superheroes and I found this image that illustrates that. Try a spooky walk in Kingston Ontario.

    The rain saves my knees. No riding today. However, yesterday, I saw myself in a mirror doing a warrior 2 pose in yoga class. Sigh. This Mutant Diet ends on Tuesday June 28 but the work will not be done. Now I know why there are typically no mirrors in yoga classes.

    The trick now is to not lose focus. The reason is that I will have solid data on what I can pressure myself to accomplish, which will be an estimating factor for the remaining lard.

    Today is a gym workout and karate. I am hoping I hold together to do both.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 87

    Mutant Diet Day 87

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    DaredevilDeadpool

    Deadpool and Daredevil. Just because. Parts of PEI are on the To Visit List.

    I’m not sure what I did yesterday but my abs from the waist down are really pissed off this morning. I fear I am running out of gas. Last night … wait for it … cue dramatic music … I ate a hamburger bun. It had a hamburger in it, but I just could not handle the special ordering with a lettuce wrap that makes a giant mess. There we go. Diet over. Call the cops.

    Why dine out? Well, while the family went to karate, I put myself on the couch and moaned quietly. By the time they got back, the thought of cooking was too much work. Plus the cold wasn’t helping.

    So, whine, whine, whine and not enough wine.

    6 days to go. I’d like to reach the end of this experiment not feeling like an old can of refried beans.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 86

    Mutant Diet Day 86

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    Ultraman

    These three are bad versions from an alternate universe of Superman, Flash and Lois Lane (Superwoman).

    The story line I’m reading has these guys being very nasty and it takes all of Earth’s super villains to take them down. Go to New Brunswick to relax.

    My trainer said to me yesterday that going forward I might want to eat more. She said I’d be surprised by this assertion so I am – very – surprised.

    Somehow I don’t think she means chocolate chip cookies from President’s Choice. Damn, why did I write that? Anyway, once she tells me what she means I’ll let you know.

    In the meantime, let’s talk numbers. The chart below compares fitness activity against previous months.

    It looks like I’m on track to meet or beat my average numbers for April and May.

    The next chart is my last week worth of homework.

    The mental game is now to accept that …

    (a) I’m not done and I won’t be
    (b) It doesn’t matter because the change needed was not realistically do-able in 3 months
    (c) When I say I’m taking the summer off, most people seem to think that I’m going to lie in bed for two months eating M&Ms. This is their perceptual problem, not mine.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 85

    Mutant Diet Day 85

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    FlashHarleyQuinn

    I was looking for an image of Flash racing someone and he’s Harley Quinn wanting to race him. With cheetahs.

    A week today I will have my last personal trainer session and final weigh in and measurements.

    A week.

    By the end of next Monday, I will know how to estimate the second phase. Yes, the mirror says I ain’t done. This is hardly a surprise given about 12 minutes into this 15-week extravaganza I knew that there would still be work remaining. I am looking forward to having real data to use in estimation.

    However, this is too much forward thinking. Today I need to keep on track and keep my sanity chip fully screwed in.

    It’s lovely in Vancouver today. Click on the link and do stuff!

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  • Mutant Diet Day 84

    Mutant Diet Day 84

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    LukeCageJessicaJones

    There are very few parents in comic books. The superheroes often have parent figures, but rarely do they become parents themselves. The Fantastic Four is an exception and this image shows Luke Cake and Jessica Jones as parents.

    Happy Father’s Day to fathers all over.

    It’s a wet Sunday in Vancouver and I still have a cold. Make it go away.

    Tomorrow is my second-last Monday before the final weigh-in and measurements. The conclusion I have drawn so far is that I probably started out worse off than I thought, made significant progress, but still have 40-50% remaining.

    The plan for the summer is to ride as much as possible and continue my personal trainer homework at the gym. Diet-wise, I am not going to stress, but I’m not going back. Wheat is going to be minimal as that seems to be the key for me.

    In September, I want to kick off a second round to push through to completion before Christmas. Completion will be defined next week.

    There’s still time to play Guess the Weights game from Day 74. Put your guess on the comment page.

    Make sure to visit Hamilton Street Grill for good food.

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