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    Mutant Diet Day 36

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    Hawkeye

    I forgot Hawkeye from Civil War. I actually own this comic. Visit Cape Breton to relax and visit my uncle-in-law’s B&B.

    It’s the start of Week 6 of 15. June 28 seems like a long way away, but considering last night I signed up Tim for a summer camp, I am rethinking that delusion.It was a gorgeous morning to ride to work. I was however cut off another cyclist who, frankly, had a wonderful bottom. The yoga/workout clothing was perfect for her and the attire, combined with the iPhone and dual ear pieces, were far, far more expensive than the helmet she wasn’t wearing.

    Honestly.

    Meanwhile, in efforts to not look like a circus bear on a unicycle, I need to be careful around diet. I can feel the edges of giving up creeping into my mind. I want to take corrective action now so as to avoid the sense of cramming-for-the-exam in June.

    However, there is a family birthday on May 18 and I plan to have cake. I better hit the gym as much as possible.

    Today I see Mary the personal trainer for our 6th session. I look forward to the pain.

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    SheHulk

    I picked She-Hulk for no reason. I think she should be in a movie. Please go to Sidney BC and check out the cool bookstore.

    Although Saturday was supposed to be my day of rest, we did a yoga class because today’s schedule would not allow or normal Sunday yoga class.As fate would have it, our expectation was a relatively chilled Hatha class. However, the Power class had been cancelled and our instructor felt obliged to boost up the class to a semi-power class.

    I can honestly say with my tight muscles I felt like a beginner, like I was back at the beginning wonder why the ___k I thought I could do this insane diet/fitness regime in the first place. I kept reflecting back on having achieved the goal of no blood pressure meds. This was needed in order to prevent me from jumping out the window and running across the street to “Rain or Shine”, an ice cream parlour.

    I wish the media and other folks would stop wondering why there are so many over weight people. Dieting and fitness are time-consuming, physically and mentally painful. In these moments of stress and strain the goals of looking better, feeling better, improved longevity, fitting clothes better, etc. seem highly ethereal and equally unachievable.

    Tomorrow is the start of Week 6. Good lord, if I have to endure 10 weeks of this and am still horse-sized, I am going to be deeply pissed off.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 34

    Mutant Diet Day 34

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    supermancartoon
    It’s amazing the fun wonderful things you can find on the Internet.
    OK. Last night was a big treat. For sponsorship, please please visit Hamilton Street Grill.

    Catherine and I had a night out, which was wonderful. It was cool and fresh and no raining. Couldn’t ask for better when using public transit and shoe leather.

    But of course having deviated a little from the diet, I have to be sure I don’t start continuing along that line of “oh just a couple of this and a couple of that”. I really want to avoid the cramming-for-the-exam in the last month of this adventure. I have enough stress as it is.

    Today is a rest day from the aggressive fitness but I have to admit a bike ride on this glorious cool day wouldn’t be a bad thing.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 33

    Mutant Diet Day 33

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    BlackPanther
    I missed Black Panther from Civil War. I forgot he started in The Fantastic Four. Sponsorship: please visit Regina, which was mocked in the Deadpool movie.
    So it’s time to realize (embrace the horror perhaps?) that I have a long way to go. The thrill of the newness to this process is gone. Fortunately I have had nice surprises to keep me going.Oddly I found out last night that a friend of mine started a diet because I was doing mine. It made me laugh because the last thing I thought was anyone would be even halfway as insane as me.

    Sleep is an issue. A cold keeps trying to bring me down and I’m just not getting to bed soon enough.

    But, just because I’m doing this fitness program does not mean any of my other responsibilities have diminished.

    I wonder if there’s a superhero named The Juggler?

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  • Mutant Diet Day 32

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    madthinker
    This is the Mad Thinker, a Fantastic Four villain. Here’s where I’d like to go to think: Halfmoon Bay – Sunshine Coast
    It’s officially a calendar month since I started this journey.

    How am I doing? No idea. Today I’m not riding the bike because I’m tired and short on sleep. Sucks, but I don’t want to get sick or injured. And yes I should go to be earlier.

    I do have a plan to do the Killer Mary Homework at noon.

    I do have some stats though:

    As of this morning, after 31 days of the Mutant Diet, I have recorded these figures.

    Steps 312,546
    Km on the bike 148.4
    Personal Training Sessions 5
    Sessions at gym doing PT homework 11
    Yoga Classes 7
    Karate Classes 8

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  • Mutant Diet Day 31

    Mutant Diet Day 31

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    IronSpider
    This is Spider-man’s Iron Spider outfit from the original Civil War comics. It’s a suit Tony Stark made for him. I wonder if we’ll see it in the new movie? For history, try Fort York in Toronto.
    Today I have a sense of plateauing. Perhaps it’s because I did Mary Killer Homework and the long ride home, but felt only nominally worked-out. I did not feel wrecked, which has been common up to this point.

    But, I’m also convinced I started off in far worse physical condition (i.e. a bigger overall hill to climb) than I imagined. In two months the numbers reveal will tell the story.

    I need to make sure I don’t lose the focus during this middle month of the plan. One thing about fitness and diet is that the effects are cumulative and there’s no realistic way to do the equivalent of cramming for the exam.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 30

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    SpidermanRhino
    This Spider-Man comic I own. It’s in storage somewhere. It reminds me of trips to the Silver Snail in Toronto.
    Day 30. 62 days to go. I modified the daily sheet I write on to include blood pressure and heartrate. I include the best of three readings. It was higher than last night, but then Catherine reminded me we just signed all our tax documents and paid taxes. Good point.The Mary Killer Workout was yesterday. The previous week I was in need of Tylenol. This week I was surprised that we were finished; I thought we had more to go. Given I’d been lazy on the weekend and we’d moved the workout from Tuesday to Monday, I was a bit surprised. Mary assured me the workout was sufficiently intense.

    You will see this week’s Mary Killer Homework below.

    I am baffled by this whole process. Yesterday, however, I learned at the beginning why there was an air of polite skepticism from the Trainers at Steve Nash. Many of their clients who take out a membership and buy a set of personal training sessions never come into the gym except for the sessions.

    I am an oddity that I’m doing the homework, which in my mind is another factor in making this process feel different and unpredictable.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 29

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    MartianManhunter
    J’onn J’onzz, a shapeshifting Martian on Supergirl.
    Day 29. Start of Week 5. A new kind of pressure. Will I reach any sort of meaningful change by June 28?The big question is, what is meaningful change? Here’s an example of a confusing change. I took my blood pressure last night and it’s in the 125/81 range which is fine. So I am off blood pressure meds early. But, the really kicker last night was my pulse. 54 bpm. When I looked at the machine I was so surprised I reset the cuff and did it again. And I took the measurement the old fashioned way. 54. To put this into context, I have never once seen a pulse that low on me. Also, my pulse is normally around 72. I have seen high 60s before.
    TimBallet Huh?So with things like this, so I have any clue what I’m turning into? Nope. Maybe I’ll find out today. It’s a Mary Killer Session today. We had to move them to Monday. Yikes!

    By the way, the reason there was no yoga was my son Tim who placed in the top 10 so far with his competitive dance team. However, if I see another pink sequined 8-year-old girl thrusting her hips to an age inappropriate pop song, I may hurl.

    For today’s sponsorship, I suggest dancing your way to Kingston Ontario.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 28

    Mutant Diet Day 28

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    OriginalGreenLantern
    This is the original golden age Green Lantern. Trivia question: Is he part of the same set of Green Lanterns than include Hal Jordan? Go to Victoria for the greenest gardens in Canada.
    I woke up this morning with sore abs and I literally did nothing yesterday. Good grief.

    I was the beneficiary of Jerry’s cooking yesterday. You will see below the massive plate of pulled pork.

    PulledPork

    I did a meat run to Costco on Friday and I also have a huge roast beef all packaged up and frozen. It’s an expensive trip to Costco but I haven’t bought lunch downtown in a couple of weeks now.

    This is the end of week four. On Thursday it will be a calendar month and the demolition phase will be complete. The mental challenge will be the middle. I am feeling fatigued by the process and not sufficiently satisfied with the results.

    My theory, which will be tested by the numbers on June 28/9 will likely tell me that I was working from a larger challenge than I initially imagined.

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  • Mutant Diet Day 27

    Mutant Diet Day 27

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    FlashResting
    The Flash should vacation here: Waterton Lakes National Park. Please go visit the site.
    I am very glad today is rest day. I think everything on me hurts. Due to a scheduling conflict, Mary had to move me to Mondays at lunch for the Mary Killer Workout. This means I’ve only done my homework from last week twice. I’m looking forward to Sunday night yoga so that I can stretch out these tight muscles.

    It’s also my mother’s 86th birthday today. This is a more powerful birthday than usual because only three days ago she left hospital to come home after a month battling pneumonia, some heart issues and the subsequent loss of movement.

    I read in the Economist that exercise is proven to deter cancer. See Exercise and Cancer.

    Honestly I did not know that. So this is another reason to stay active because we don’t get out of this life alive. But can you be too fit, particularly when you are not planning on competing in sports? Can I have too good heart health? Do my kids want a feeble oaf for a father or someone a bit more fun and active?

    But, let’s be honest, I’d rather not do all this. Psychologically I’m struggling with the goals and end points. Having hidden the numbers from myself, the challenge is to develop some sort of healthy self-perception of myself. At this point I keep fussing over what I’m going to be like at the end and if I will still feel like a lard ass.

    According to the current healthy psychological standards — regardless of the shape I’m in — I should be content with being what I am and happy to be on a voyage of improvement. Sounds a bit fluffy to me. However, in contrast, being a cynical weasel all the time sure doesn’t lead to a happy environment.

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