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    While looking for images of superheroes with sore muscles I found this and it was too funny to resist. Visit Boston Pizza in Calgary because I miss pizza.

    I think my right leg, specifically the quad, tried to make a run for it yesterday. During my gym homework, the right knee protested vigorously and I had to cut some stuff short.

    Then of course I rode my bike home and took the kids to karate class. Sensei had the class moving so fast that I didn’t even have time to tell her my leg and knee were off kilter.

    By the time we were done, my quad was twitching. Imagine the twitch we all sometimes have in the eyelid and then imagine your big honking quad muscle is doing the same thing.

    At home, against all expectation, I put an ice pack on the knee and the swelling went down right away. Then it took a night’s rest for the quad to stop begging for mercy.

    Today is a yoga class day. I am hoping I can lengthen all these body parts so they stop wanting to freak out.

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    Spiderverse

    There was a cool Spider-man series called Spiderverse where alternate universes of Spider-folk cross connected. I want to go to Nanoose Bay to read it again.

    I did the big long bike ride around Stanley Park last night and it went better than on Friday. My legs though this morning after riding to work are asking for leniency.This blog post is very visual. Below, I have a picture of me with Victoria of Steve Nash Fitness and you can compare to the picture with Mary the first trainer here. Do you see any difference?

    I see changes but I also feel that it’s a Long Way To Go.

    I also have the homework for this week. The shoulders are protesting. I have to do some shoulder openers before trying the homework.

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    SpidermanPunisher Four weeks to go. This seems like a lot of time while also not much time. I guess it does not matter really. We get there when we get there. I’d like the results to be tabloid magazine worthy. “Man goes on diet and learns he’s really related to royalty.” “Man succeeds so well on diet, but learns he’s actually an extra-terrestrial and the results don’t count.”The homework from last week is below. Today I see the trainer and hopefully will see an upgrade to the homework.

    The Punisher seems appropriate for the last 4 weeks. This cover is his debut. I have this one. Here’s where I want to go this summer to recover. Parksville

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  • Mutant Diet Day 63

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    I think I have this comic. It sounds like it’s warm enough in Ontario to go to Sandbanks this weekend.

    Starting tomorrow 4 full weeks and two days will remain. I’m not sure why I’m nervous because I rigged this up to be an experiment where I should only care about completion and not results.

    But face it, I want results. Big results. Results where random people would say, “oh my goodness those are some big results.” I don’t want results where people say, “Jeez that was a lot of work for only that.”

    So what is that? My pulse and BP don’t make sense. In the three readings last night I was twice in the 140s for the top number until I settled down to the 134 number. But my pulse was consistently in my record low area of 57/58. WTF?

    I need a new meditation mantra: That is at the end. That is at the end. That is at the end.

    Speaking of pressure, an issue arises where if I restrict the diet more or try to work out more I might precipitate what the diet industry calls the F U Response.

    This is where all pressure to improve a diet/fitness regime is converted to anger which, in turn, is converted into a large quantity of the worst food possible. In my case that’s the Costco size bag of M&Ms. In other people’s cases, that’s more croissants than the French own.

    Today is a big day for the family. The year end Bach Children’s Chorus Concert is on at The Chan Centre at UBC. Wish us all luck. (I’m not singing, but I am on the Board and I have to wear a suit and mingle.)

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  • Mutant Diet Day 62

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    IronManDoomDr Doom and Iron Man using a time machine. I wish I had one. Spend time in Whistler. The numbers for the two-thirds point in the process are below. I did my first ever 22.8 km around Stanley Park ride yesterday. I had not tried this before now because last summer after do that ride too often without enough stretching, I put my back out.I was rewarded by being drenched by a rain squall near the Olympic Village. I should have realized that this rain cloud was reserved for the Vancouver International Children’s Festival which has been rained on every year since inception. Once past the festival it cleared up.

    As I look toward the last third of this voyage I wonder what can I do to max out the results?

    A tough question as it all hooks to time. Given one’s responsibilities (i.e. work and home) there is a challenge of trying to cook more, exercise more, sleep more, etc. How and when?

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    Could not resist a retro cover. Go retro in Crowsnest Pass.

    I have to edit slightly from my hand written notes from yesterday, but basically I jotted down “I fell off the dog humping pullup machine. What a total w____r. Makes it difficult to stay cheery or find room for improvement.”

    Prior to this, I wrote this:

    Comedy Rules

    1. Everything is funny.

    2. Things that aren’t considered funny (e.g. Donald Trump) are funnier when discussed in an Elmo elmosmall or King Julien KingJulienSmall voice.

    I’m declaring today the end of the second month. Some fresh stats on km ridden and steps walked will be published.

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    Flashpoint

    In honour of the Flash season finale, this image is from the Flashpoint comics series. I do not know how they think they’re going to do that story line on TV. Rest your mind at the Robert Bateman Gallery.

    It’s been a weird week with much to worry about and in the case of stopping worrying, I did get a reply from Sport Chek to my complaints about sizing.

    We want to thank you for taking the time out of your day to provide us with the feedback that you have regarding your experience at our Robson location. We do sincerely apologize that you feel that the sizing we have at Sport Chek is not true to other sizing. Unfortunately we are limited to what the Vendor supplies with the sizing. Again we do sincerely apologize for inconvenience this may have caused you. We have forwarded your comments onto our Purchasing Department for review.

    So in essence they have what they have and I am what I am. There is no intersection set.

    Today’s motto on stress is this: if a situation that bugs you is not being simplified or avoided, you are probably not using your time well.

    Today I hope to see new homework from Victoria and when I go to the gym, I will try to examine what I can do and not stress about what I can’t do.

    Did you see how I avoided negative words like groin-pull, lardball, dish-soap and moose-face?

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  • Mutant Diet Day 59

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    SpidermanHercules There’s a line from the now old British Sci Fi comedy Red Dwarf that comes to mind. “Are you sure your sanity chip is fully screwed in, sir?”Honestly I tried going to bed last night with nothing but water but, after a couple hours in I lurched toward the ibuprofen bottle. All that due to a yoga class (N.B. watch out for yoga teachers named Naomi) and a meagre 7.4 km of riding.

    Good grief.

    So I am keeping this short because I have several long to-do lists that are helping me become unglued.

    Today’s comic book cover is one I own. I was thinking about Spider-man team ups and I remember liking those comics because you never knew who he’d have to work with.

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    JusticeSociety

    The TV show Legends introduced a character from the Justice Society. I’m now curious. I say visit Fort Langley if you’re curious.

    I know it’s Tuesday but it feels like a Monday. Not just because it’s the first day of work but because nothing had gone according to plan so far.I was to have a personal trainer session today, but that’s been moved to tomorrow because Victoria is ill. That’s OK; no big deal. The elevators in the building have gone mental. The “E” elevator seems to have some form of tremors and won’t go anywhere. “G” seems stuck doing all the work.

    Plus I think my counting is all wrong. This is really week 10; I thought it was week 9. There’s only 1.5 weeks until June.

    The food part of things went a little sideways last week. Cake will do that. So I needs must focus without anger. When people like me (who talk loudly in restaurants and make Monty Python references) become angry at themselves, the inner rebellious person says,

    “Screw you, I know where M&Ms are, so don’t mess with me.”

    Despite the plan going off, the plan is the plan. Oddly I can sneak in a yoga class at 1 PM that allows me to use up the last class on my 10-class-pass before it expires.

    One has to take the small wins as they come.

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    Defenders

    This is the first Defenders comic. I own a copy. In November we get to see Dr. Strange. Please visit Mahone Bay. Cathy and Shawn will know why.

    It’s Monday, Victoria Day, my 18th wedding anniversary and the start of week 9 of this voyage.

    Nothing like the Sunday night yoga class to make you feel like the process is hopeless. The teacher said she thought she had run an easy-going class. Both Catherine and I disagreed. If people in the overall health industry want to understand why people choose to remain out of shape, this is why:

    With any change comes the need for sustained effort to make the change habitual and permanent. This will for sure be uncomfortable and will likely cause pain. Worse, the end point may not be knowable. And, mentally, you won’t be the same afterwards.

    When people face such a ginormus effort, the couch, Netflix, chips and beer start to look compelling. Heart disease, stroke and type 2 diabetes are abstractions. Until they hit.

    Tomorrow I see the trainer. I’ve asked my sore muscles to heal up by then.

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