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Author: Robert Ford

Mutant Diet Phase 6 Finale

A famous silver age cover. I wanted to complain about Vancouver pollen, but then I looked at Halifax‘s weather and thought better of it. Mutant Diet Phase 6 Finale Welcome to the most lack-lustre finale of a phase yet. All I have to show for it are sore muscles and a sugar/carb addiction that would crush most people’s imaginations. March Break has started and the normal family schedule that I rely on to anchor my diet and fitness is now disrupted. But maybe this is the time to focus on my mental health. The tough aspects of January and...

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Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 61

Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman discuss putting a team together. Cavendish sounds like a type of sandwich but is a place name in Anne of Green Gables Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 61 I’m at a crossroads. I’m blaming emotional strain (losing a parent can do that) on the diet being a shit-show. The fitness I’m happy with as I feel stronger everytime. (Although my use of Tylenol has increased.) But, I am at the scheduled end of Phase 6 with March Break and Easter looming. Naturally I’m not done. I need to regroup, but if I just stop the...

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Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 60

Wolverine and various Hulks. What could be better? Still snowy in Banff. Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 60 This is just embarrassing. My food log says it all. And I realized I mis-counted the days. Goodness. At least the fitness is working. I had a personal trainer session Tuesday at noon. Wednesday at noon the workout really hit me. I felt like I could barely lift my fork to my mouth. I had my lunch meeting and then at the office realized I could make a 1:10 PM yoga class. So I went. It was the level 2 class...

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Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 58

Iron Fist trying to take on The Hulk. Good luck with that. I’ve only ever driven past Brockville. Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 58 How effed is that? I did a personal trainer session that would have left The Hulk a bit tired and then later I went to True Confections with the family. Honestly I think this whole stress eating thing is not just some minor mental problem. However, nothing seems to be stopping the Personal Trainer from upping the game. Dang, we forgot to ask the general manager for heavier kettle bells. Back to reality today. If...

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Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 57

This is a Spider-man montage that I found that doesn’t make sense but looks cool. Huh. The pollen count in Toronto is low. Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 57 As I looked at my schedule I realized that I’m supposed to be done this phase on the 16th of March and then enjoy March Break. I am prohibited by a mental health professional to express how I feel about myself. There’s a new rule that if you insult yourself, you have to apologize. Even though this makes you look like some kind of walking-down-the-street-talking-to-yourself looney. And, as I predicted,...

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