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Author: Robert Ford

Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 13

What I like about Spider-man was his cheekiness. Gasp. -13 in New Brunswick. Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 13 Well, this sucks. I still feel like hell. This bug fools you into thinking you’re OK and then the next morning says, “Ha ha, fooled you; you’re still sick.” I forced myself to the gym where it’s too busy and there’s a selection of odd characters. What’s with white old fart guys (who are only a bit more older and fart-ier than me) talking loudly about shit I don’t want to know about? Please someone smack me if I get...

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Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 12

She-Hulk would make a good movie. Apparently Moose Jaw is no longer the home to the tallest Moose statue, apparently. Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 12 Argh. I’m a mental midget. I still feel like a sloth in living in my airways and I’m trying to stay on track with the diet but, I’m feeling so weird that I don’t know what’s what. Coffee. That’s an idea. I’ve been working on the premise that a light workout is better than no workout, but a heavy workout would make me sicker. We shall see. Today I’ve been feeling mixed and...

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Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 11

Mysterio is in the upcoming Spider-man movie. A hot spring bath at Harrison Hot Springs might work. Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 11 Oh come on! I just had my breakfast; I ate homemade cookies last night with reckless abandon; I slept horribly; and now I’m hungry again – 10 minutes after breakfast. WTF? To say this is frustrating to do with a cold and constant interruptions in my schedule is an understatement. My issue here is not diet/fitness, it’s getting enough rest to clear this cold, which will clear my head, which will give me more time to...

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Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 10

Nick Fury is in the upcoming Spider-man movie. I am excited. I would like to recover from my cold here Tofino. Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 10 Day 10 of Phase 9. Oi. I’m so not on track, it’s not funny. I feel weird from the cold and, I suspect, the Harry Potter potions. My thinking from a stress management perspective is to continue to refine the process, get rid of the cold and carry on. The reality is that you don’t always have time to make dinner because you are lying on the couch convalescing. That’s where Sushi...

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Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 9

Team shot! I need to hide somewhere. How about Campbell River? Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 9 The fact we’re collectively trying to figure out weight-loss with no understanding of how individuals vary in weight acquisition (or not) is frustrating. I guess I have to put that aside and continue sniping at the medical community for not knowing. The diet/fitness industry seems to be chasing the latest fad one at a time until they hit the jackpot. I have to write to the Naturopath and ask why at Sunday’s yoga class I had more flexibility in what felt like...

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