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  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 15

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 15


    This pretty much sums up how the parents are feeling at my kid’s school. -16 in Toronto Sounds like January to me.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 15
    I’m not sure how this week is going to go, but I’m pleased I managed to prepare my supplies for the week. It was a dumb weekend dealing with this mess at my kid’s school. Important safety tip: don’t piss of French Immersion parents, particularly the Moms.

    I still have this cold, but I think it’s improving because now it’s really pissing me off.

    I have to run. Problems to handle.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 14

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 14


    This pretty much sums up my mood. -14 in Niagara Falls.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 14
    I am so not in the right frame of mind for a diet. The Vancouver School Board is threatening to move my son’s French Immersion program to another school that’s a 35-minute bus ride away which passes through Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside.

    What does this have to do with diet? Stress = stress eating. Asking me to condone such a stupid-ass move is stressful.

    I won’t give up but I am not going to deny the stress I feel.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 13

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 13


    What I like about Spider-man was his cheekiness. Gasp. -13 in New Brunswick.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 13
    Well, this sucks. I still feel like hell. This bug fools you into thinking you’re OK and then the next morning says, “Ha ha, fooled you; you’re still sick.” I forced myself to the gym where it’s too busy and there’s a selection of odd characters. What’s with white old fart guys (who are only a bit more older and fart-ier than me) talking loudly about shit I don’t want to know about? Please someone smack me if I get like that.

    Anyway. I should call this Diet Fail 101. I don’t even want to talk about it.

    The good news is that parts of me – like my nose and thigs – feel smaller. My brand new pants are baggy. Which I think might be more a problem of my product selection.

    The workouts, which are truncated due to the cold, are the only things keeping me from giving up.

    Until I feel less sick, I won’t know what the Naturopath’s potions are doing. If anything.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 12

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 12


    She-Hulk would make a good movie. Apparently Moose Jaw is no longer the home to the tallest Moose statue, apparently.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 12
    Argh. I’m a mental midget. I still feel like a sloth in living in my airways and I’m trying to stay on track with the diet but, I’m feeling so weird that I don’t know what’s what.

    Coffee. That’s an idea.

    I’ve been working on the premise that a light workout is better than no workout, but a heavy workout would make me sicker. We shall see. Today I’ve been feeling mixed and varied so my decisions are now made closer to the time.

    Please let this go away.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 11

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 11


    Mysterio is in the upcoming Spider-man movie. A hot spring bath at Harrison Hot Springs might work.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 11
    Oh come on! I just had my breakfast; I ate homemade cookies last night with reckless abandon; I slept horribly; and now I’m hungry again – 10 minutes after breakfast. WTF?

    To say this is frustrating to do with a cold and constant interruptions in my schedule is an understatement.

    My issue here is not diet/fitness, it’s getting enough rest to clear this cold, which will clear my head, which will give me more time to focus. It’s the only plan I have and I’m sticking with it.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 10

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 10


    Nick Fury is in the upcoming Spider-man movie. I am excited. I would like to recover from my cold here Tofino.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 10
    Day 10 of Phase 9. Oi. I’m so not on track, it’s not funny. I feel weird from the cold and, I suspect, the Harry Potter potions. My thinking from a stress management perspective is to continue to refine the process, get rid of the cold and carry on.

    The reality is that you don’t always have time to make dinner because you are lying on the couch convalescing. That’s where Sushi comes in.

    What biochemical process decides if a piece of rice is converted to fat, something else, or sent down the drain?

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 9

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 9


    Team shot! I need to hide somewhere. How about Campbell River?

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 9
    The fact we’re collectively trying to figure out weight-loss with no understanding of how individuals vary in weight acquisition (or not) is frustrating. I guess I have to put that aside and continue sniping at the medical community for not knowing. The diet/fitness industry seems to be chasing the latest fad one at a time until they hit the jackpot.

    I have to write to the Naturopath and ask why at Sunday’s yoga class I had more flexibility in what felt like all of my joints. And I was sick. I’m still sick, which is not helping. The quads and hamstrings retained their usual level of resistance, but I could twist much more freely. I wonder which of the Harry Potter potions she’s given me is doing that.

    I want to lose weight and increase strength. I don’t want to participate in a 17 part mystery novel.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 8

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 8


    I found this looking for something else. Let’s try Burnaby, where there’s a by-election coming.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 8
    I put together a series of tweets for a doctor who wrote a diet book. As I read the usual diet debates on news sites, I can’t escape the feeling that we have no idea what we’re doing. I therefore reject all criticism of what I’m doing until someone does me the courtesy of reviewing my nearly three years of data before making remarks.

    Here’s what I put on Twitter.

    There are people (like me) who complain that losing weight is absurdly hard despite focused documented effort over years. There has also been people who want to gain weight for whom no number of protein shakes and weight training has taken them up the scale.

    Has there ever been a study wherein two such groups of people have been compared by putting them all on the same diet and light fitness routine for a month or two? E.g., if they are all guys, 3500 calories a day for a couple of weeks and then 2500 calories for an additional couple of weeks.

    Were that to happen — and the process doesn’t prove diet/fitness incompetence in the test subjects — but rather proves that some people lose easily and others don’t, what biological processes would account for the phenomenon? How would you figure that out during the test?

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 7

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 7


    This pretty much covers it. It’s only -6 in Winnipeg.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 7
    Good grief – where to start? I have a cold. I sound like a 20-year smoker. This is not helping. Shoving small ducks up my ass would help more.

    I’m trying to follow all the potions from the Naturopath. I have no idea if they are helping or will help. It’s a 60-day process and with the cold masking my sanity and normal sensations, I probably won’t know for a week if anything has changed.

    I do know that if there was a global shortage of urine, I’d be able to meet the demand.

    Yesterday, I was nearly a caveman in the amount of meat products I ate. I can’t tell if it was the recent stupid stories about how carbs can be good for you or the request from the Naturopath that I eat 6 different vegetables or fruits a day that put me into a rebellious mood.

    However, I did go to the store to buy more vegetables to try to at least change up what I eat a bit. I know for a fact that I am a repetitive strain eater. I am not a foodie.

  • Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 6

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 6


    This isn’t the Captain Marvel you were looking for. Complex legal and brand issues have led him to be Shazam. I wonder if the Prime Minister made it back to Ottawa in one piece.

    Mutant Diet Phase 9 Day 6
    Blast. Can’t workout as I suspect I’ll hork all over everyone. Damn cold.

    I received my new set of Harry Potter potions from the Naturopath. I am conflicted. My science mind wants to quack test the remedies. But the time it would take would exceed my ability and time available to sort through the online sludge. Plus, I won’t be able to find out how it works on my own chemistry. I have to try it.

    But I am going to ask the Nautopath questions. I paid for it so I feel entitled, which one doesn’t at the doctor’s office as much.

    The objective of this is to tweak digestion so that whatever part of my body is being slow at weight loss will stop being quite so stubborn.

    This process has the advantage of being completely different. And it’s a 60-day process which lines up nicely with Phase 9.

    Perhaps the hardest part is the recommendation have something like 40 different fruits and each of week. Good grief.