Earth 38 imagines a world where 1937 and 1938 Superman and Batman age normally and their offspring take on their roles. Friends of mine are in the Cayman Islands. I barely want to talk to them.

Mutant Diet Phase 6 Day 12
Dear Diet/Fitness Program,

I know I’m not even two weeks into this but sadly, health matters regarding a family member 4,386 km away have called me away for a few days.

I’m hoping, dear Mutant Diet, you won’t be offended if I allow for modulated stress eating. Plus I have to travel. If I ordered the amount of meat I like to eat from a restaurant or, god forbid, an airline I’d have to take out a loan against Chip Wilson’s house. (

So today is the last official day of Phase 6 until I get back, which is scheduled for mid-next week. I hope not to lose the momentum I’ve built, but health isn’t only how well you do at the gym or whether or not your gluten free options have been met.