This image represents how I feel about clothes shopping. Vancouver decided to turn cold again. Barbados sounds good. Please go there for me.

Mutant Diet Phase 2 Day 15

As I mentioned yesterday I was going to see what Park Royal had to offer in the way of shirts. So we went to 7, count ’em, seven stores and I tried on no shirts. Even if the styles were what I wanted, I say nothing over an XL.

Nothing tells a person they are a fat ____ more than that. I will never shop again at The Gap, Old Navy, Simons, Winners, The Bay, Banana Republic and Eddie Bauer. Eddie Bauer at least had a pleasant staff member.

And people wonder why diet/fitness programs fail. Honestly.

I am hoping to sneak down to the big and tall men’s shop on Hastings where I know I won’t see one “slim fit” shirt anywhere.